inertia

Here is the much awaited sequel. This is a perfect example of a practical application of DIFFERENTIAL THINKING (DT)

NOTE: this is a prank. DT can also be used for good purposes (which I am yet to find)

March 27th

With the second round of cycle tests just getting over, I feared my brains may get rusted. I realized tat it was long since I did something to kalaai others. But zeroing on to the person seemed to be a Herculean task. So I took out my mob, opened up the contacts and pressed "down" a random number of times... and lo.. it read "anu" (names changed to conceal identity). well.. I wondered..shouldn be tat tough a job. even had it been one, I wud luvvv it ;). I sent a msg " hey waddup?". this is a style tat I had till now not followed where mah usual is " hey wassup?". this was to give her a feelin tat it may not be me. me as in arun..msgin her. pat came a reply.."huh? wat suddenly??"

arun: nothin..just felt lik msgin u

anu:hmm..

arun:don mind if I ask u sumtin?

anu:ya go ahead..

arun:how many roses did u get on valentines day?

anu:huh?

arun:just reply..

anu:y dyu wanna knw?

arun:becos,i too sent u 1 but dunno if it reached u dear.

anu:wat the hell man?

arun:yes dear, I did send u 1. but u dint seem to acknowledge the very fact.

anu:wat nonsense..who is this? ( this is wat I wanted her to think..that someone else is msgin as though im msgin => 2nd differential)

arun:of course arun ram only..

meanwhile this conversation has been told to her best buddy rupa( different spellin na?? well again names changed!!)

rupa: hey tomo v have e mech clas?? (=> differential of rupa to find out if its really me who is msgin)

I avoided replyin to rupa to create more doubts in their minds. but I still maintained the image of an intelligent fraud.

arun:hey u tryin to test me??i know u asked roopa ( I typed the wrong spellin compoundin their doubts!). im arun oly

anu:hmph!

arun:so wats ur reply?

anu:for wat?

arun:the red rose I sent u

anu:i dint get any

arun:oh! leave it.. now assume im givin u one.

anu: wat the hell man? im not interested in all this crap. better buck up n study for ur sems!

arun: oh! sorry dear. good night!

end of conversation

march 28 - classroom

anu:hey who was havin ur mob last night? ( scent of SUCCESS)

arun: I was oly havin it ( pakka differential..some level!)..y askin?

anu:u were the one hu msged me?

arun:wat? no.. I dint msg u at all..y?

anu:some one was msgin me some rap last night (shows the msgs)

arun:OMG. hey seiously dunno.. I was oly havin it..oh ya now I remmeber. I was in the terrace the whole of night. my mob was left chargin in room

anu:oh.i guessed it must be a prank( success assured!)

arun:well, but y shuld anyone do it?

anu:no idea.. neways chuck it!

arun:ya.. btw sorry

anu:no probs. not ur fault la.

arun:ya..even now my mob not with me..in room oly

anu: hmm.. hope I dont receive any msgs ;)

end of conv

as of now, rupa and anu belive tat some idiot had been msgin her all the while. litle did they realise tat I was ARUN RAM

april 1 - WORKSHOP

arun:hey, I wanna reveal somethin..

rupa:ya?

arun:i was the one hu played the prank tat night!

rupa:wat?? u looked so innocent the next day..!

arun:ya..outclassed kamal la?? :)

rupa:thu poda! cha v bad! she was v upset all day! u fooled her eh?

arun:ya.. she was fooled then.. u..now!!

rupa:wat??

arun:HAPPY FOOLS DAY

rupa:dai! which is the truth?

arun:u being fooled now is the truth!

rupa:ayyo! ill kick u!

arun:haha..BULB

rupa:thu get lost!

end of conv

ultimately the girls were fooled! but more funnily they dunno where they are fooled. ie april fools day or march 27!

in a nutshell.. they still dont know if I really did it or not!

but there is something wat I call the PRESTIGE OF THE PRANK

it will all be a waste if they remain in the dark about the whole thing! not oly should I knw they are fools.. they too :)

so I went up and confessed the whole thing and they went back sadder but wiser!

they understood DIFFERENTIAL THINKING the hard way!

initia

well..my frst n foremost thnks to ANKITHA for had she not "praised" me i wud not have entered this realm.. i thot this bloggin was a real unadulterated waste of time..(and i don diff much frm my opinion i had)..she requested not to let go to ashes this genius in me so i had to oblige!! to strt with.. i need to give u a feel of wat differential thinking is all about.. its just a term i (rather my cousin) coined to a pre existin preknown concept..its just the ability of gaugin a persons ability to gauge ur thinkin . it actually goes into an infinite loop..

let me explain this amazin thesis( romba overu!) with an easy understndable short crisp, in our terms "sappa maateru" example.

there is this hypothetical village in which there is an "arasa maram" under which 4 bards squat and yap fr ages( unfortunately fr u...i call them the village heads) any irresolvable case is left to chance. a pot with 2 marbles say black n white is placed in front of the convict.he must pick one of them blindfolded. if he chooses white he leads his own way to the gallows, black means stars favor him! there crops up this case in which verdict is left to god ( damn them!! its oly CHANCE) unfortunately for our hero(thala), a village head is in bad blood with him. he decides to put both these marbles as white!! oops!! the pannayar( village head ) forgot that thala is the protagonist and ppl wont accept him defeated( films affect my originality!) and i have to save my thala.. but ppl do expect some logic too!! miracles cant occur( i hafta satisfy critics too ) thala ( bein ma close associate fr long) decides to pick a marble and chuck it far away. the remainin marble bein white proves he is innocent and our thala is acquitted!!( god saved him).. well now bac to the topic.. the first differential thinkin of the pannayar had been very well countered by our thala which is second differential!!


now for the second twist!!


the pannayar knws he is my friend!!( will god save him again??)
so he expects him to do this and puts both marbles as black!( i must appreciate this cunnin pannayar albeit he is my friend's foe!) but since thala is (still my friend) smart(er) he knows tat tat the pannayar knws tat he is my friend, he expects the pannayar to do so!!(waare wah!! claps frm audience!) n so.. as expected by our highly esteemed audience he picks up one and shows..( god saved him again!!)

this is third differential of pannayar and 4th of our thala.. this is recursive loop of modulus 4. ie in laymans terms.. history repeats itself every 4th time! oly if thala is able to gauge the differential level of pannayar he returns victorious( else i get the beatin!!)


all said and done...u should ve wondered y this is hypothetical village ?? if not... do now.. pls post ur answers and my reasonin will be put up in the 4th post!!